I saw this awesome movie last night with Sou. Seven Girlfriends is a story about a guy who visits all his past girlfriends to learn how to be better at his relationships. In one of the outtakes, he tells this joke to Laura that I think is absolutely hilarious:
“So, I got on my new shark, went over to see my gil-friend, and said ‘You give me a haddock! She said, ‘Shut up, or I’ll give you a shiner.’ I said, ‘Now wait a minnow!’ I told her that I always wanted to be a sturgeon. That’s why I carry around that scallop.”